did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
