It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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