I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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