Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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