You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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