He had one of those small greek statue penises
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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