That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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