I hate your face
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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