Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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