ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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