Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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