So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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