That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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