By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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