we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
