So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
