Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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