oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
