drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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