Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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