I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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