Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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