Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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