Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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