New low: just hacked my moms facebook
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize