Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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