Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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