So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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