Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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