At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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