Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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