my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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