we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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