google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
