well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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