People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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