dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i out mim tonsoeep
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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