YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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