Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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