My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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