Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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