And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize