sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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