Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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