Doesn't Rick Scott have anything better to do than spend hours on tfln trying to be the first to post with a pathetic comment? At least rulebook and them were relevant.. You're fired? Makes no sense and isn't funny
To become a pro you must ascend through the amateur ranks. Extra credit if it was during a pool party. Bonus points if you got a POV video of it and posted to YouPorn. Consider better items for the "Sex" category on your bucket list, like first threesome, first dignitary, first A-list celebrity, etc.
Not as amazing as it sounds. She has to keep coming up for air and unless you're in a pool or something the water is probably filled with all kinds of disgusting shit. As in fish shit. Oh, and turtle shit. Basically a shitload of different shit.
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