We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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