and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
