everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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