Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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