Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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