I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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