we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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