We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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