i don't like sucking hair
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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