people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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