I'm so fucking centered right now
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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