I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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