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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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