I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just forgot I was standing up.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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