Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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